Now, before you begin to wonder, “does this woman not have an un-posted thought? let me just say that we all have a junk drawer. You know the one, bits, bobs, knobs and knockers. Mine has about five old mobile phone batteries and a few lira, francs and pesetas. And, oh no, here’s an envelope with one of Emma’s baby teeth! Does that mean that I forgot to be the tooth fairy, or that I remembered and chucked the tooth in a drawer without thought? I don’t know which scenario is worse. It’s not like I can ask her.